Tag: drunk

Burrito-Seeking Drunk Driver Busted, Cops Say

Bank of America drive-thru lane was mistaken for a Taco Bell thesmokinggun.com JANUARY 19–A Florida motorist was so impaired that he mistook a Bank of America drive-up lane for a Taco Bell and sought to order a burrito from a teller, according to an arrest report. Cops were summoned Wednesday afternoon to a Tampa-area bank…

Man Allegedly Calls Police to Report Himself Drunk Driving

yahoo.com/news A Florida man who was allegedly drunk driving called the police on himself on New Year’s Eve. Michael Lester reportedly called police saying that he was “driving on the wrong side of the road,” according to the Polk County Sheriff’s Office. “I’m too drunk. I don’t know where I’m at,” Police said Lester told…